Part 44 Kichudin porer ghotona.... Ekhon ami puropuri free.... Ma ke jokhon iccha tokhon chudchi... Tobe, ebar ektu ghorar iccha chilo... Tobe baba boleche ebar eshe amadey ke niye ghurte jabe... Tai baba-r jonno wait korchi.... Baba firlei abar amra ghurte jabo... Ta emoni ek din... Ghore Shudhu ma Ami r Noren da... Karo ga e kono kapor chopor kicchu nei... Ma ke amra drawing room e fele Ami r Noren da mile double penetrate korchi, r baba loudspeaker e kotha bolche... "Ki khbr Bina, kemon acho???" "Abar bhalo thakbo na... Tomar chele amar je jotno nicche... Aah...." "Kar chele dekhte hobe na... Ta o ekhon ki korche???" "Or jonmo bhumi ta dokhon korche..." "Eh???" "ha.... "Ekhon??? Ghore Noren nei???" Ma amar r Noren da er dike takiye hashlo... Tarpor bollo "Na, Noren geche bajare... Tai chele tomar maxi ta tule dushtumi korche..." "Ta chodon kemon khaccho???" "Chodon??? Tomar chele jekhane pare amay chode... Noren jokhon ghumay ba baire thake tokhon jekhane shakhane chode.... R jokhon shojag thake, tokhon or room e othoba, tomar bed room er bichanay fele amake raam chodon dey!!! aah!!!" "Ki??? Noren kichu ter pay na to???" Abaro ma amar dike heshe bole "Na.... Tobe je hare tomar chele amay niye khelche, kokhn je Noren ter peye jae!!!" bole ma hashlo... "Na Noren lok ta bokha shokha tobe shot... O tomar shathe kichui korbe na!!!" Ma haslo... Ish jodi janto, je ei kajor lok tai tar pete arekta bacha diyeche!!! "Na... Mane ha... Noren ki kichu bojhe naki.... Aah..." "Ta amar choto chele kemon ache???" "Ota to tomar nati baba.... Ota amar chele baba!!!" ami heshe bollam... Shobai heshe fello... "Ta thik... Ota tor bhai, abar chele... Tobe mone rakhish,Bina jemon tor ma temon e amar bou!!!" bole baba hashlo... "Shomoshya nei.... Ami tomar bou ke chude gud faak kore rakhbo khon!!!" "Chod tor ma ke.... Jai hok... Bhalo thakish... Bina, tomake khub miss korchi... Tomar buker dudh khub khete iccha kore... Prottek raat ami haat mari tomar kotha bhebe!!! Ekhoni marchi...." "Asho baba ek shathe maal tyag kori!!! Obbosho, ami tomar bou er gud e, r tumi tomar nijer haat e!!!" hehe kore hashi ami... "Tui to boro boro kotha shikhechish... Ai ek shathe feli... Ek.... Dui... Tin!!!! Aaaaaaaaaah!!!" bole opashe baba maal fello, r edike ami r Noren da dujon mile maal charlam... "Acha ekhon rakhi!!!" bole baba phone kete dilo.... Ma uthe daratei ma er gud r pod diye maal beye porte laglo... R ma ta angul diye scoop kore kore ber kore chete chete khete laglo!!! Noren da bollo "Memshaheb, apnar shamir maal to khete parchen na, amader tai moja kore khan!!!" ma hashlo... Heshe upor chole gelo fresh hote.... Edike ami r Noren da jama kapor pore, ami T.V. dekhte boshlam, R Noren da bajar korte ber hoye gelo... Dosh minute pore.... Bell beje uthlo... Ami bhablam, hoyto, Noren da bajar er bag othoba taka nite bhule geche... Tai dorja khule dekhi, Dujon moddho boyoshko lok baire dariye ache... Amake dekhe bollo "Dada, Ghore ki kono ma bon othoba boudi ache???" "Keno???" "Dada, amader bishesh koekta product amra discount e sell korchi...." "Ki ki product???" "Na, ta she meyeder jamakapor..." "Ki type er jama kapor???" "Ache, maxi theke shuru kore... Eto kichu dada tomay bola jabe na.... Ghore ki kono meye manush ache???" Emon shomoy ma pichon theke eshe bollo "Suhil ke re???" Tokhon amar mathay shob dushto buddhi khele gelo... Bollam "Ashun ghore ashun... Baire khub gorom.... Ghore amar ma ache na!!!" "Ta boudi achen..." "Suhil ora ke???" ma amay jigesh korlo... "Ma, salesman...." Ghore dhukei ma er maxi dhaka bishal dudh dekhe oder chokh teriye gelo... Ora pot pot kore ma er bishal dudh er dike takiye thaklo.... Drawing room e boshiye oder bollam "Ta ki ki product ache???" "Na, boudi ja dekhte chaiben, tai dekhabo...." "Ki ki product ache???" "Baba, jao tumi room e giye porashuna koro, othoba khelte jao.... Tomar ma e beche nite parbe...." heshe bollo ek jon Salesman... "Na... Ami ma er shob rokom kena kata kore dei... Ki ki item ache apnader????" "Tumi jokhon dekhtei chaccho, tokhon bolchi.... Amader kache, bideshi Bra, Panty r Maxi ache....." "Acha... Age, bra dekhi....." lok ta ha kore takiye thaklo... Ma er dike takalo ekbar... Ma bollo "Dekhan...." lokta baddho hoye bag theke ekta catalogue ber korlo... Bollo "Ei catalogue theke design ta choose korun... Size amra ber kore dicchi...." Ami catalogue ghete ghete shob cheye patla, lowcut r sexy kaaj kora bra ta dekhiye bollam "Eta dekhan dini...." "Size???" "Ei je ei size ta!!!" Bole ma er bishal dudh jora maxi-r upor diyei chepe dhorlam... Lok duto jeno ha kore takiye thaklo... Tarpor bollo "Madam, amader kache oto boro size er bra nei... Ta ogulor size koto hobe???" "44H chilo bacha hobar age... Ekhon ma er mepe dekha hoyni!!!" "44H!!!! Eto prokando!!!" "Acha r ki product ache???" "Panty ache..." "Size???" Ebar ma ke dar koriye pod ta oder dike ghuriye pacha gulo dolate dolate "Ei size ta...." Ora abaro ha kore takiye thaklo... Bollo "Size ta thik bujhte parchi na babu..." "Ei je ei size ta... Bole ebar pachar gorte angul dhukiye dilam maxi-t upor diyei... R haat ditei dekhlam bheja... Ma heshe bollo "Tui pod er gorte je maal bhore rekhechili, sheta!!!" Ami tai ebar maxir upor diyei pacha dutoke faak korlam, r fota fota kore maal matite porte thaklo... Ami ebar oder dike takiye hashlam... Orao bokar moto heshe amay ekta panty dhoriye dilo.... Ma ota niye bollo "Jodi eta pore, tobe kintu amar r amader kajer lok er maal diye eta bhore jabe!! Kono shomoshya hobe na to???" ami jigesh korlam... Ora ha kore takiye thaklo... Tarpor khub weak bhabe matha narlo... Ami ebar ma ke bollam "Ma, maxi-r upor diye to r panty-r outline thik bojha jabe na, tai eta khulo!!!" "Ki??? Shobar shamne???" "Ha ma!!!" bole ami taan diye maxi ta uthiye khule fellam... Ei dekhe, Ora ha kore thakiye thaklo, ma er bishal jhule thaka dudh jorar dike... Jeno kono oshtom ashchorjo dekhche ora... Ami edike ma ke kache tene bacha der moto kore panty ta poriye dilam... Diyei gud r pod e chap dilam... Chap ditei maal e bhije gelo panty gulo... Ora ha kore takiye thaklo.... Bechara ra khub nervous r horny hoye gelo... Ek bechara dhok gilte parche na.... Tai ma ke bollam... "Ma duto glass niye asho to..." ma amar kotha shune bishal bishal pod r dudh duliye duliye giye niye ashbo duti mug.... Er por ami bollam "Nin ebar khati dudh khan!!!" bole glass duto dhore ma er baam diker bishal dudh ta dhore chap dilam.... Ditei finki diye dudh ber hoye gelo... Ora to ha kore takiye thaklo... Duto glass bhorar por, ami oder haat e dilam... Ora kono kotha na bole grograshe dudh shesh korlo... Ami jigesh korlam "Ta, aro khaben naki???" Ora durbol bhabe matha narlo.... Bollam "Ami r eto koshto korte parbo na... Apnara nijera chushe kheye nin!!!" Ei kotha shonar jonnoi mone hoy ora boshe chilo.... Jhapiye porlo ma er bishal dudh er upor!!! Er por kamriye achriye dudh chushe khete laglo... Pet bhore gelo, kintu ma er dudh shesh holo na... Edike ami angul diye panty shoriye ma er gud e fingering kore cholechi... Ma khub e horny hoye gelo... Ek, chele duto sales man er kache ma er shomman niye khelche, dui, chele jekhan theke ber hoyechilo, sheikhanei angul dhukiye ekhon moja dicche!!! Ma ebar oder bollo "Ki gandur dol.... Nijer pet to thiki bhorali... Amar ta bhorabe ke???" Ei shunar por ja hobar tai holo... Ghonta dui dhore ora ma ke chudlo, ek jon gud e ek jon pod e... Noren dao ghore chole eshechilo eri moddhe... Amar pashe boshe boshe ma er chodon khela dekhlo... R ma khub moja pelo.... Nijer peter chele, r Barir kajer lok er shamne duto stranger salesman take chudche, tao tar ghorer moddhe!!! Du ghonta por, jokhon oder kaaj shesh holo, tokhon dorja diye ber hocche.... ma bollo "Ta panty-r daam niben na???" "Abar daam!!! Ja peyechi, ta to lakh takaro beshi!!! Porer din... Ekhon parar chele peleder shathe amar khub bhab... Kono adda baji holei amar daak pore... Chele peleder moddhe ami khub popular, amar ma er jonno... Ma er bishal dudh er shad ki keo bhulte pare??? Ta, amra pach jon golpo korchi... Ta, kothae kothae bhai bon er proshongo uthlo... Dekha gelo onnoder karo ri bhai bon nei... Shudhu Suraj ek boro bhai ache, je ekhon Madras e thake.... "Ta Suhil... Tor baba hotat kore, eto bochor por, ki mone kore toke ekta bhai gift korlo re???" "Are, baba ki gift korbe??? Ami na baba ke gift korlam...." "Mane thik bujhlam na..." "Tobe toder puro ghotonatai boli... Ekdin baba bashay nei... Ami R Noren da mile ma ke chudbo, tao amader barir chad e.... Brishtir din chilo shedin... Ta shedin hotat ki mone holo, ish eto boro boro dudh duto.... Jodi egulor theke dudh ber hoto... Tokhon mone holo, ektai upay ache egulor theke dudh ber korar.... Ta hocche, ma er pete baccha deoya... Beparta bhabtei, amar laura khariye giyechilo.... Ma er pete amar r Noren da er baccha hobe....." "Ta tor ma kichu bole ni???" "Na... Ma ektu badha diyechilo, kintu, jokhon Noren dao chailo, tokhon raji hoye gelo!!!" "Ki bolish!!! Tor baba???" "Baba... Baba bashay firlo.... Ferar por, ami bollam 'Baba tomar jonno ekta surprise ache....' Baba to khub khushi surprise ki janar jonno... Tokhon bollum 'Baba ami ma er pete amar bacha diye diyechi!!!' baba to prothome ha kore takiye thaklo... Bollum ' Dekho baba.. Ei bishal dudh duto theke kichudin pore dudh ber hobe... R shei dudh amra khabo!!!' baba ebar ma ke jigesh korlo 'Bina, suhil ki shotti bolche naki???' Ma ebar bollo 'He, Amar pete ekhon Suhil er bacha...' Baba ebar ma er dudh jorar upor lafiye pore bollo 'ki Bina, tumi shesh porjonto amar bou hoye amar cheler bacha pete dhorecho??? Tomay to shashti dewar dorkar!!!' bole ma ke dilo ek raam chodon... Tarpor amay bollo 'Bhaloi korechish... Amaro iccha chilo... Kintu hoyni..." "Tor babao to chorom... Tahole ota tor bhai, abar cheleo???" "Ha...." "Acha, bachader to mukhe bhat hoy... Tor bhai er hoyeche???" "Thik e to bolechish... Amar bhai tar to hoy ni… Kora dorkar….. Dekhi bashay giye bolte hobe…” Bashay fire dekhi, nich talae keo nei… Upure uthe shuni, ma gaan gaache “Khoka ghumano para juralo, borgi elo deshe….” Bed room e dhukhe dekhi Ma bed room e shuye shuye choto bhai r Noren da ke gaan geye ghum paracheey… R oi dike, choto bhai r Noren da dujon du pashe shuye duto bota mukhe pure dudh khete khete jhimucche… Ami hashlam…. Ek dike chakor, r arek dike oboidho shontan ke dudh khaowache… Bolte gele baba chele mile amar ma er dudh khacche…. Kichukhon por, ma oder ghum pariye ashlo… Ashar por, ami ma ke wall er against e dar koriye pod marte marte bollam “Ma, ekhon tumi chakor r chele ke ghum parachile???” “Ha… Noren R babu dujon e khub tired chilo…” “Noren da tired holo ki bhabe???” “Shokaler kaaj shere amay prae choy bar chudlo… Chodar por bollo ‘memshaheb, khub ghum pacche’ edike, tor choto bhai ero ghumanor shomoy hoye gechilo… Tai dujonkei ek shonge ghum paralam… “ “Oh acha… Ta ma pod ei maal felbo???” “Tor iccha… Amar mukheo felte parish… Tor maal onek din khai na….” “Nao tobe khao!!! Aaah!!!!” bole ma ke ghuriye ma er mukhe bara pure maal charlam… Tarpor bollam “Ma, ekta jinish chinta korlam….” “Ki bol…” “Acha, amar choto bhai tar to onnoprashan kora holo na… Cholo or ta kori…” “Ha… thik e bolechish…. Tobe kokhon korte chas???” “Babar to firte deri hobe aro onek din… Cholo, choto kore kore feli amader basher chad e…” “Ta, korte parish… Afterall tor e to chele!!!” bole ma hashlo… Jei kotha shei kaaj… Dadu ke phone kortei, dadu chole elo…. Mashi ashte parbe na… Choto bhai der jor hoyeche…. R edike parar chele pele der dawat diye dilam shudhu… R dawat dilam parar Ratan da ke… She khub khushi… Age ei barite kokhono dawat khae ni…. Barir upor pandle korlam… Decorator deke table chair shob set korlam… Jehetu kom lok, tai, ma r Noren da e khabar toira korar shiddhanto nilo… Khabar toiro korte giye khub moja holo… Raat e program, tai ma dupure ranna korlo… Item khub simple…. Luchi, Bhaji, r Payesh…. Bhaji shokalei Noren da toiri kore felechilo… Ekhon payesh er pala… Bajare dudh kinte giye dekhi, dudh nei…. Shob bikri hoye geche…. Tai bashay fire elam… Noren da bollo “EKhon???” “Idea… Amader bashay eto boro dudhial gai ache ki korte???” Ma ke dhore ebar duto balti niye ashlam… Eshe bollam “Ma, bazaar e dudh nei… Tai upay nei….” “Ki!!! Tahole tora amar dudh diyei???” “Ha… bole ma er dudh duto baltir shamne niye amra tepa shuru korlam... Ekta journal e porechilum je ekta ma din e ek litre dudh dite pare, but baccha jodi aro chae, tobe aro produce kora jay... Tipte tipte amader haat betha hoye jaowar por dekhi, prae 6 litre poriman dudh hoyeche, tobuo top top kore dudh jhorche!!! Noren da bollo "Babu, etei hobe..." "Thank U ma... Ekhon tomar dudh diyei tomar cheler annyoprashan hobe!!!" "Babu, memshaheb er dudh to nilum amra, ta ebar amader dudh take dite hobe na!!!" Bole ma ke uche kore, chulor pashe boshiye ma ke she ki raam chodon... Edike ma amar bara khiche dicchilo... Noren da maal charar por, ami giye ma er maal bhora gud e ebar lagano shuru kori... Raat atta.... Parar chelera shobai esheche....Chad e pandel kora hoyeche..... Decorator er kach theke table chair bhara kora hoyeche... Parar purohit keo daka hoyeche pujo debar jonne... Ta purohit baba jio besh uttejito ma er bari te ashte pere.... Tar chokh ma er bishal duto paharer upor.... Ta purohit moshay amay bollo "Ta babu tumi cheler ki how???" "O amar bhai..." "O acha... Ta tomar baba koi???" "Ta baba ke dako..." "Amar baba ke dakbo, naki amar bhai er baba ke dakbo???" "Tomar baba, tomar bhai er baba mane??? Keno, tomra eki ma er shontan na???" heshe bollo Purohit "Eki ma er shonan, tobe baba amader ek noy... Amar baba to bari nei... Kintu amar choto bhai er baba bari ache... Noren da!!! Edike asho to..." "Noren da!!! Noren da abar ke???" "Amader bari kaaj kore...." "Ta Noren da ke dakcho keno???" "Karon Noren da r Ami mile je ma er pete bacha diyechi!!!" "Ki!!!!" Purohit er chokh jeno ber hoye jacche!!! "Ta pujo deben naki boshe thakben???" "Acha pujo dicchi..." Confused hoye pujo shuru korlo Purohit moshae.... Pujo shesh... Besh obak hoyei ache Purohit... Ta putohit moshae bollen "Amar Dokhinata...." "Acha..." Bole ma ke dokkhina ante bollam... Ma shudhu ekta dhuti r kichu taka niye ashlo.... "Kintu ekta shari o je lagbe..." "ma shari koi???" "O sharir kotha ta to bhulei gechi...." "Shomoshya nei... Tomar ta ache na!!!" Bole ma er shari dhore taan diye khule fele Purohit ke dilam... Shudhu blouse r Petticoat poray ma ke ek nomborer magi lagchilo, jeno kono customer er jonno dariye ache... Shobar choyal jhule porlo ma er bishal bishal dudh r pod dekhe... Romy eshei ma er dudh niye khelte gelo, kintu bollam "Na ekhon noy.. Age kheye ne tora... Pore moja kora jabe...." Amar kotha shune r kichui holo na... Er por shobai khete boshlo... Ek batch ei shobar khaowa prae shesh er dike... Khaowa shesh hole, pa er dekchi anlo Noren da....Shobar plate e deyar por ami prothome jigesh korlam "Ei mishtannyo kemon hoyeche go dada ra???" "Oshadharon!!! Eto shad er payesh jonme khai ni..." bollo ekjon "Aha.... Mukhe mone shad legei thakche!!!" arek jon bollo "Acha, khaowa shesh korun, er por ekta mojar bepar bolbo...." Shobar khaowa jokhon shesh tokhon bollam "Ei payesh ashole ma er bishal bishal mae er mishti dudh diye banano hoyeche!!!" bole ami taan diye ma er blouse khana khule shobai ma er bishal bishal dudh prodorshon korlam.... Er por bollam "Payesh shesh, tobe jader jader pet bhoreni, tara fresh dudh khete paren!!!" R jae kothae!!! Shobai eshe ma er dudh pod niye khamcha khamchi shuru kore..... Parar chele pele ra, dadu, Ratan da, even parar purohit o lafiye porlo ma er dudh er jonno.... Keo ma er dudh, keo gud keo pod, keo toth niye khelte thaklo... Ma bollo "Ta tora ki shudhu dudh e khabi??? Naki, amar gud er jala metabi???" Jei chad e shuye shuye ami r Noren da mile ma er pete bacha diyechilam, shei chad ei parar chele pele ra mile ma ke ek raam chodon dilo... Porer din shokale jokhon shobai chole geche.... Shara chad maal r dudh diye bhorti... Noren da r Ma mile porishkar korche... Emon shomoy baba firlo... Baba-r onnyoprashon er din e ferar kotha chilo... kintu train prae ek 18 ghonta late korlo... Tai eto pore ashlo baba.... Eshe dekhe ei obosta... baba prothomei jigesh korlo "Egulo ki re???" Ma r Noren da mukh fekashe hoye gelo... Ami buddhi kore bollam "Hoyeche ki, Ma chinese vegitable redhechilo to, to shetar jol pore ei obosta hoyeche!!! R shada shada, ogulo payesh er dudh er daag...." "Oh acha.... Ta onnyoprashan kemon gelo???" "Khub e bhalo... Parar chele pele jemon enjoy koreche, ma o temon enojoy koreche..." "Tor ma enjoy koreche mane???" "Na, manush ke khaowae...." Mone mone hashlam.... Baba jodi janto, ma ki khaiyeche, r ki kheyeche!!!